I wonder what the "Al" in Al Berta's name stood for --- was is "Albert", or was it was Alfred or Allen?
by QuacksO March 8, 2019
Get the Al Bertamug. by JacBec September 25, 2018
Get the yer alesmug. That homie of yours named Alek who is consistently on that frauding ass bullshit despite the advice of others.
Al-Fraud: “Fuck this shithole I’m moving back to Jersey. Philly is garbage and my car keeps getting destroyed. The traffic too — pure cancer!”
Everyone: “Have you tried not living in a Section 8 neighborhood, not parking on corners or not blocking people’s driveway? And the traffic, why not just get a job in the city and use public transportation? Perhaps with some prior planning you could enjoy living here like the rest of us.”
Al-Fraud: “Fuck all that this place is a shithole.”
Everybody: “Well partner, that’s where you got the name Al-Fraud!”
Al-Fraud: “I can still crash on you guys’ couch though, right?”
Everybody: “Rayne”
Everyone: “Have you tried not living in a Section 8 neighborhood, not parking on corners or not blocking people’s driveway? And the traffic, why not just get a job in the city and use public transportation? Perhaps with some prior planning you could enjoy living here like the rest of us.”
Al-Fraud: “Fuck all that this place is a shithole.”
Everybody: “Well partner, that’s where you got the name Al-Fraud!”
Al-Fraud: “I can still crash on you guys’ couch though, right?”
Everybody: “Rayne”
by RayneRichardson November 8, 2019
Get the Al-Fraudmug. The worst school in the world, located in fresh meadows parsons blvd near a Jewish school and synagogue. The school is broke and tries to squeeze money out of you. The worst teachers like Sr.Dania are found there. The only cool grade is the 7th graders of the year 2021/2022 (year 2026 students). These kids include crackheads and smart kids like Nafis, abdurrahman and ishaq. The principle, sr Arsheen is a feminist, don’t trust her
by Mohammed Abdurrahman the goat November 21, 2021
Get the Al mamoormug. by GrayWolt August 2, 2022
Get the Al Jimersmug. Ingredients
1 1/2 ounces Chambord Black Raspberry liqueur
1 ounce pineapple juice
1 can of ginger ale
Pack of fresh of frozen raspberries
Dash of aromatic bitters
Ice
Tools
Shaker
Muller
Martini glass
(Optional) Strainer
Preparation
Add 5 or so raspberries to the shaker and follow it with 1 1/2 ounces of Chambord and 1 ounce of pineapple and begin mulling them until they are to your liking. Now shake for 20 - 25 seconds. After doing so strain them (or not) into your martini glass and top off with ginger ale. Top off with your aromatic bitters and Enjoy.
1 1/2 ounces Chambord Black Raspberry liqueur
1 ounce pineapple juice
1 can of ginger ale
Pack of fresh of frozen raspberries
Dash of aromatic bitters
Ice
Tools
Shaker
Muller
Martini glass
(Optional) Strainer
Preparation
Add 5 or so raspberries to the shaker and follow it with 1 1/2 ounces of Chambord and 1 ounce of pineapple and begin mulling them until they are to your liking. Now shake for 20 - 25 seconds. After doing so strain them (or not) into your martini glass and top off with ginger ale. Top off with your aromatic bitters and Enjoy.
by Michelangelo Send February 2, 2023
Get the Gengar Alemug. A cheap beer thats gives you a horrible hangover and tastes like crappy water. Usually on special in large amounts, such as a "dirty thirty". Derived from shwag weed. Invented by the late David Butler.
waitress: We have Natural Light on special tonight for $2 pitchers
me: Sorry I dont drink shwale ale, I'll take a Labatt please.
me: Sorry I dont drink shwale ale, I'll take a Labatt please.
by Clown Butler April 11, 2008
Get the Shwale Alemug.