african bongos

When a man sticks his dick in a partners ear hitting the ear drum in the process creating a bongo sound

He totally gave me african bongos

by The3rdWelch November 28, 2018

Africasian

A person with African & Caucasian parents, usually referred to as "mixed"

My friend Tony is Africasian and has some identity issues.

by Pam October 23, 2003

African American

Generally refers to Americans who have emigrated or are the descendants of those emigrated from the African continent. Sometimes this term is used erroneously to refer to all people of brown skin that are not Latino or Native American.

"Langston Hughes is one of the greatest African American writers of the 20th century"

by Cory Murphy March 20, 2007

Aerican Empire

The Aerican Empire is a micronation, consisting of the imaginary planet of Verden, the northern hemisphere of Pluto, and 2.91 square kilometers on the surface of Mars. It also claims to own Parrwater, (a lake in Canada,) The Pasture (a random pasture somewhere in the American Midwest), Earth Colony, (a small house in Montreal, Canada,) Psyche, (50 square kilometers of land east of Melbourne, Australia,) Chompsville, (one square kilometer of land somewhere east of Psyche,) and Retsaot Island (a 400 square meter island in the middle of a lake in Ashburton, New Zealand).
The national religion is Silinism, in which the believers worship the Great Penguin, know as the Forsteri. The holy text of this religion is the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Though not widely accepted as a real nation, its citizens are very patriotic, and anyone can become a "citizen" by going to their website (aericanempire.com) and saying that you want to be one.

John claimed to be from Verden, but everyone knew that he lived in his mom's basement. His citizenship in the Aerican Empire did nothing to help his case.

by GT Band August 15, 2010

African 500

Racist term for an urban expressway that passes through an area where the residents, or a large percentage of the drivers, are predominantly of African-American descent; derived from automobile races such as the Indianapolis 500.

Mr. Smith says that the Dan Ryan Expressway should be renamed the African 500.

by TheLivingGoober January 31, 2007

South African Death Squad

Any white south african male that at some point whilst living in another country has got into a pointless fight and won dominantly.
He then proceeds to be the unofficial bodyguard of any people that he is out with.

South african death squads get exponentially more dangerous the more alcohol they consume.

A group of south african death squads will often be heard talking loudly in a fucked up language that sounds like theyre just making it up as they go along. Do not question this as this will just further enrage them.

Person 1: 'We were out last night and some guy tried to start a fight with me.

Person 2: 'Was the south african death squad with you?'

Person 1: 'Yea, he came outa nowhere and kicked living fuck out of him. Then he went and ordered another rum and coke'

by Percy Montgomery September 9, 2010

African-American

Actual definition is: any black person who is a descendant of black American slaves and lives in America. It is often incorrectly used to refer to black people who came to this country of their own free will from Africa as well as any other country is the world.

The second definition is any person who moves to America from Africa.

That man is a descendant of slaves, so if you want to be politically correct use African-American when referring to him.

by tarafirma November 4, 2009