Trouser Tonsils

Testicles

I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.

by sconniegirl October 22, 2010

trouser gypsy

Someone in shared accomodation that borrows clothes from everyone.

omg I don't think lucie owns a single pair of trousers, she's always wearing someone elses. What a trouser gypsy!

by Quixand September 1, 2017

Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.

"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."

by Döts~ October 24, 2009

gucci trousers

Gucci Trousers made by TommyInnit.

Ph1lza, I have gucci trousers now!

by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021

One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

same trousers

were a boy that tends to have a really fucking annoying selfie face wears the same trousers for atleast 4 weeks in a row.

boy : you know finn he is a same trousers

by oafandahalf June 19, 2016

Wee Wee Trousers

When a toilet is needed but cannot be found and you end up wth wee wee in your trousers. Creates a large discoloured patch around the scrotal area of the victim.

Damn, you frightened me and now I have wee wee trousers.

by Shimbels June 12, 2010