Trouser mole

a penis

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"

by John McFloss September 24, 2008

Trouser Steak Delight

As a man; when, you put A1 sauce on your cock.

Sally wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I crammed a trouser steak delight right in her mouth!

by TheWiseGuy369 August 26, 2025

Ménage à trousers

Ménage à trousers is lesbians having a threesome with every pair of pants in the male apparel section of sears

Kaitlyn: Stacy, I think I’m ready to add a third person into the mix..I’m ready for a ménage à trousers
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is

by karen giles February 17, 2018

Trouser wank

When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers

“How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank”

by Penis_nose August 26, 2019

White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.

"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."

by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013

Trouser Stain

A trouser stain is a brown spot on the rear of a person's trousers or pants caused by inadequate use of toilet paper. A Texas Trouser Stain is much larger and is caused by not bothering to use toilet paper.

Take a look at that dudes trouser stain. And check out the Trxas trouser stain on his sidekick.

by 7thMarineDoc June 3, 2018