this shit on safety

when someone has something in the palm of their hand, when they know that they "got this"

Man 1 - I'm about to fight this kid.
Man 2 - Yea yo, you got this shit on safety.
Man 1 - Yea I'm gonna beat this guys ass.

by Laura400 November 14, 2007

safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 09, 2011

I was in fear of my safety

I was in fear of my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a very low burden of proof from the officer or department. ©2021/Rdee

I was in fear of my safety so I shot the suspect in the back

by Rdee_ April 18, 2021

Safety Shag

Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children

Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"

by Vikingtesticles April 18, 2012

safety whore

A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium

The general contractor on that project is a safety whore.

by Cmmncnts March 12, 2018

safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.

Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!

by Christinesavoie June 30, 2019

Safety dibs shotgun

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.

Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun

Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️

by poor kid 53 January 04, 2024