The new way that Urban Dictionary tries to sell you a mug. The word ‘the’ in ‘Get the ____ mug.’ used to be a letter ‘a’. Most importantly, though, they’ve unfortunately removed the one funny thing about this, which was the random people it told you to get a mug for. The removal of this feature makes this once sorta-funny thing that people joked about into a blatant advertisement for a mug. It’s now just so soulless…
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by NougatNewt May 5, 2022

Stranger 1: Oi Johnson have u heard about that guy who went university but ended up on a building site 40k in debt, what a mug.
Stranger 2: Yeah Joel i have, university is a mugs game, lets go to the pub and headbutt a child.
Stranger 2: Yeah Joel i have, university is a mugs game, lets go to the pub and headbutt a child.
by Johnsonthebigman January 31, 2021

The coolest mf nigga that you would ever probably meet. He's a soundcloud rapper and can fuck yo bitch with some crusty socks on. Usually yung mug likes to suck the fart out a chicks bootyhole, but that's only on Tuesdays.
by YUNGMUG June 1, 2017

A regular mugging will rob you of your possessions. Money, your watch, a phone maybe. A social mugging will rob you of something far more precious. Your time. The standard interaction for people you don't know very well (or don't really like) is to simply say "Morning" and they reply with "Morning". We all know this. You can even try the throwaway "How's it going?" BUT BE WARNED. Some people will see this as a conversational opener and will then proceed to tell you their life story. Walking away will not help at this point, nor will pretending to be otherwise engaged in other tasks. Like a well trained limpet they will stick like glue until they have robbed you of your time, and most of your soul. Leaving you shaken, upset and worried for all future outings.
Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
by Obi Jon Kenobi September 4, 2018

by goofyfootjay February 4, 2010

The feeling of jealousy and betrayal you get when you catch/find a colleague or other drinking from a mug that is specifically yours, that you always drink from and is always on your work desk, without your permission. Such an event tends to happen when you are away from the mug and people think you're not looking, won't notice, won't catch them or when you have gone out and the individual thinks they'll be finished with it in time before you get back, but you get back early and catch them. Mug envy can happen when someone steals your mug intentionally or accidentally.
*Jane finishes her hot drink, washes it up and leaves the office to go out*
Carl (To himself): "There's no standard mugs left here, just Jane's... I'll use that - she's gone out and I'll be finished before she gets back"
*Jane re-enters* "Silly me, forgot my diary... Oh, um, Carl - is that my mug you're drinking from?"
Carl: "Oh, yeah - I didn't think you'd be back so soon and yours is the only mug I can find to drink from"
Jand "Wow, mug envy much".
Carl (To himself): "There's no standard mugs left here, just Jane's... I'll use that - she's gone out and I'll be finished before she gets back"
*Jane re-enters* "Silly me, forgot my diary... Oh, um, Carl - is that my mug you're drinking from?"
Carl: "Oh, yeah - I didn't think you'd be back so soon and yours is the only mug I can find to drink from"
Jand "Wow, mug envy much".
by OfficeNewb November 15, 2013

by gfdderegfrggg June 15, 2021
