joe wanted to give his girl a rim job but she refused so he gave her a firebutt kiss and she gave in.
by caitlinandchristian March 26, 2009

by Jak Gof May 26, 2020

The art of tactfully swiping your dick across a woman’s face, in a “Z” pattern, while she’s wearing a mask.
“I was just getting coffee when a man gave me a surprise Zorro Kiss, leaving a visible trail of Precum in the shape of a Z.
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023

by Lancastertypeface December 1, 2017

A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.
Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.
by R@D December 17, 2016

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor
by Lolaws December 18, 2008
