A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.
by Fapper McFapage October 10, 2007
The loungin' clothes worn when relaxing at home or in a dorm. Fapping may take place in these clothes.
Evan and Mike went to dinner and then came back to their apartment and chilled in their fap suits all night
by moikeyman October 22, 2010
by Avnero May 23, 2017
The no fap tap is when a female touches a male on the shoulder with one finger and then the male looses the ability to fap aka. what little dick they had falls off henceforth stopping any fapping for the rest of the day
by Not cool October 06, 2019
by carlito :) February 16, 2021
When an emo kid faps so furiously they shoot bullets.
And each time they fap it makes a gun clicking sound.
And each time they fap it makes a gun clicking sound.
by Styrafoam October 16, 2011
Billy: "Dude! As soon as we got in the back seat, Susy started dry fapping me!"
Jeffery: "That's hot!"
Jeffery: "That's hot!"
by Gruffalo Gill September 15, 2011