october 26

national show boobs day!!

“yo show me your gazangas it’s october 26”

by human guy man October 27, 2020

October 26

October 26th is national penis day! Celebrate the wonderful pecker between the men’s legs!

You: it’s October 26th! You know what that means! happy national penis day!

Friend: what’s that?

You: the day we appreciate and celebrate the penis!

by BigDaddyBick October 26, 2019

February 26

Draw a smiley face day. Draw a smiley face on something. Smiley doesn't always mean happy. It could also be an evil smiley face if you're good at drawing I guess.

"Why did you draw a smiley face on my hand?"
"Cause February 26 is Draw a Smiley Face day!"

by MaddyWillow February 26, 2022

December 26

This is the day right after Christmas

Bob: Hey what's today?
Billy: The day after Christmas obviously what kind of pig are you????????
Basically December 26th is a day

by okayboomers November 25, 2019

December 26

National No One Cares Day

December 26 is the day after Christmas and everyone is happy so no one cares.

CC: HEY!
CC: SHUT UP I DONT CARE

by real news lamp December 26, 2020

December 26

December 26 is national post your girl best friends were u post your girl best friends on your stories

person: what's today
me: oh it's December 26 national post your girl bestfriends day

by 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 December 26, 2019

September 26

A completely trash day. I can’t believe today is a thing it shouldn’t be.

September 26 is trash because it is the release date for Fortnite

by Chicks luv me October 21, 2019