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The Urban Dictionary

What is Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is a website you are at now. It is a total waste of time. In Urban Dictionary, RANDOM PEOPLE post meanings of other RANDOM PEOPLE which they 99.9999999999999999999% don't know. But sometimes people get happy while listening to praises of their own.
Yay! Someone said that I'm pretty in The Urban Dictionary!!! I'm so happy.
The Urban Dictionary by Oopsies!!! November 29, 2020
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the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy. 

the title of this definition lol
the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

disliking a urban dictionary

Its when you are bothered by one of these dictionary's made by 13 year olds so you hit the thumbs down button.
Ew to cringe so im gonna waste 5 seconds disliking a urban dictionary.

Editors of Urban Dictionary 

Self-Important Douche bags, who wont accept comedic gold.
I submitted a genius entry, but the editors of urban dictionary denied it.

My definition, was shot down by the editors of urban dictionary because the forgot they worked for a comedic website bot Merriam-Webster.

Fuck.urban.dictionary 

Fuck this website fuck all the niggas behind this, fuck every nigga editing my shit y’all just some playa hatin ass niggers🤡🤡🤡bitch niggas hmu
FUCK.URBAN.DICTIONARY. FUCK all the editors reading this deciding to publish it..🖕🏽FUCK YALL FOOS PUSSY BITCH VATOS😠

Name Section on Urban Dictionary 

1. A section of Urban Dictionary where people feel the need to write definitions about their own names to make themselves and those who they wish to have sexual intercourse with feel better.

2. A section of Urban Dictionary that is misused as a burn book to roast someone (usually a person from school) the author doesn’t like.
A few examples of what people do in the Name Section of Urban Dictionary.

1. Jason: “I’m gonna look my name up in the name section on Urban Dictionary.”
Jackson: “What does it say?”
Jason: “‘Jason- Jason is the coolest kid in school and has the biggest penis ever’”
Jackson: “Who would be desperate enough for attention to write their own definition on Urban Dictionary?”
Jason: “Me, you dummy!”

2. Brittany: “OMG this girl named Sally at my school is such a slut. I’m gonna write a definition about her in the name section on Urban Dictionary.”
Becca: “LOL that would be sooooo funny! What will it say?”
Brittany: “Sally- Sally is a slut who is a loser and is ugly. She is also a cow.”

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!