MAGA Tits

A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact

Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".

Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"

by TheBFH March 23, 2024

Tarzan Tits

Prominent pectoral muscles on a man.

I work the fly machine at the gym because I want Tarzan tits like Vin Diesel’s.

by Mic Rofoon July 4, 2022

Tits on a bull

Useless

Armond R is like tits on a bull

by Gmeleez April 24, 2025

Virgin's Tits

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.

Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!

by Dave&SK July 7, 2011

Wigger tits

A White woman with small breasts that cheat on their boyfriends/husbands with other men.

Michael: Sara want to cheat on her husband with a Black man.
Thomas: Yeah, I know. She got wigger tits.

by LinkxPeach March 25, 2023

Jungle Tits

The nick name for a horrible step dad. Who throws things out of anger over stupid shit but still tries to kiss the ex wife he is divorcing from.

“Jason... jungle tits has his arm around my mom!! I hate him!!”

by Ichillwityobae June 20, 2018

Tit Slap

Typically used as a term to define an idiot or stupid person; Also can be used to define a idiotically crazy person bravely doing "Jackass" stunts

1. Dude, Jeremy is such a fucking tit slap for that motorcycle accident, he thought he is Steve-o the dumbass.
2. What do you mean that it is a justifiable killing, you tit slap!
3. Politics is for tit slaps that wanted to have power over everything.

by Wendigo231 June 19, 2022