Garbanzo beans

Plan b.

"Got my bitch pregnant, now I got to buy some garbanzo beans for her"

by Niggafriedchicken June 12, 2018

Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean likes beans --> Everyone likes beans --> Everyone likes Mr. Bean

-Hey, who are you?
-Ahjhrkiolnheu (Mr. Bean, i mean "pottao" in english)

by ditt ekte navn February 10, 2022

Jelly Bean

A GREAt person who is soft and nice no homo

Some Gay: Who Jelly Bean
Me: Best person to breathe

by iamnotgay1 September 22, 2017

Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.

My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.

by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015

Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack

Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

bean cricket

Female. Usually small, very talkative, can’t hold still.

She’s a real bean cricket ay?!

by Doseofshadi June 27, 2023