oh my nut

An exclamation made when something is so beautiful or satisfying it rivals ejaculation

*Jim tries his Grandmother's cookies* "Oh my nut these are good"
*After watching a beautiful goal/pass/catch* "Oh my nut"

by Nippopotamus December 16, 2017

honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.

Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

Windy Nut-sack

Windy Nut-Sack when your testicles shrink from the wind on your sack

Hey Anth I have a windy nut-sack.

by jhbjhbhjbjhb October 7, 2020

Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.

Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....

by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019

chegg ma nuts

1.) When someone asks what Chegg is, this is the appropriate way to respond.
2.) If someone talks to you only because you have a Chegg subscription. When they ask you for an answer to something, respond in this manner.

1.) Dan - "Hey Jim, do you have Chegg?"

Jim - "What is Chegg"

Dan - "Chegg ma nuts"
2.) Sam - "Hey do you have the answers to 5.6 homework on Chegg?"

Vinny - "Chegg ma nuts Sam"

by Master of the Succ November 10, 2020

busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.

"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"

by familyguydork November 30, 2020

wocky nigga nuts

wocky nigga nuts is when someones nuts is wocky and nigga like

man that boy got some wocky nigga nuts

by wocky nuts masta March 15, 2021