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Get the Rizz God mug.Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.
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Get the A test from god mug.a holy god macha chad is even a better than a giga chad because even if he/she does something like furry porn the father will never get the milk
Mike: hey see that holy god macha chad luke: yea what about him? Mike: i heard he did furry porn did still the father never left! Luke: wow...
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Get the Holy god macha chad mug.Some guy "Hey man, you ever wonder who made everything?"
Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."
The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"
God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."
Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."
God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."
Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."
God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."
Dawg "What?"
God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."
Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."
God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"
Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."
God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."
Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."
The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"
God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."
Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."
God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."
Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."
God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."
Dawg "What?"
God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."
Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."
God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"
Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."
God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."
Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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