cakedick

The state of having dried semen on your genitalia, which in turn acts as a "frosting" to your soft moist penis.

Dang man, I accidentally cakedicked myself last night

cakedick by Bobicus December 4, 2014

Chocolate Cakester 

When a white guy fucks someone in the ass and lets them shit on his dick while its still inside, then he waits for it to harden before pulling out.

Dave: Fuck man, my dick stinks.

Andy: Why dude?

Dave: Me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so I tried getting a chocolate cakester.

Chocolate Cakester by that fat fuck Will January 13, 2009

Cakester 

when you poo on to another person's butt and frost the poo like a cake.

Oh man dawg, I'm fina give that hoe the cakester tonight!

Cakester by bigbimbo May 15, 2009

Booty Cakes 

Another way of saying dingle berry.

You need to wipe your ass more! I can smell and hear your booty cakes!

Booty Cakes by GhostHunter September 21, 2005

Navy Cakes 

Jizz filled turds. Sort of like a twinkie, but not as tastie.

Usually made by ass pirates who are on a boat away from women for too long through excessive anal penetration.

"Hello ducks! Like to make some navy cakes?"

Navy Cakes by Dr. Dingus November 23, 2004

caked out

1. to have way too much of something
2.to be in a bakery

1.yo, i'm totally caked out on those chicken wings - im gonna explode if i eat anymore
2.::ringung cell phone::
"where are you dude"
"oh im caked out, ya know?"

caked out by juliemonster January 29, 2004

caked

something becomes caked when there is a build up or dirt or scum.

"you dirty bastard your fucking mousemat is caked with your cum Im not touching that"

caked by womoma April 15, 2005