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busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.
"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"
by familyguydork November 30, 2020
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Banana nut time

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"
by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009
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chill ur nut

To remain calm regarless of the situation.
Chill ur nut bud, the cops won't find 3 ounces of weed in my bag
by 4324234234234324 December 16, 2008
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sluts before nuts

the exact opposite of bros before hoes, the unlikable guy who thinks sluts should come before nuts(the bros). Used to define a fuckboy player who goes for the girls instead of hanging out with the guys.
Timmy: Hey did you know Jason is bailing out on our only guys party for some chicks at the club?

Gregory: *sigh* sluts before nuts
by Awesomeszt July 22, 2017
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One Nut November

Similar to No Nut November but this time, you're allowed to do it ONE time only, do it twice and you lose!

NOTE: You can just not nut for the entirety of November but that is No Nut November and not One Nut November.

Where mortals become Demi-Gods and Demi-Gods become mortals!

In this challenge, you are allowed to nut only once in the month of November, doesn't matter when and where. just only one nut.
Bob: Hey Billy, are you doing No Nut November?
Billy: No, I already failed :(
Bob: Don't worry, you can still do One Nut November...
by someonewholostatnonutnovember November 6, 2018
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Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.
Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....
by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019
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honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.
Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.
by john stromboli September 7, 2020
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