Meat log

Another word for penis.

She blowed my meat log super hard.

by FuckBlow July 22, 2019

Meat casing

That thing that goes on your dick to prevent STDs or worse, child support payments.

You did remember a meat casingwhen you porked that girl right?

by SummerDawn232 June 25, 2016

Scritz Meat

A word your friend made you look up in middle school.

Hey Deigo, look up the word Scritz Meat!

by A_Drugged_Gopher October 21, 2019

Meat rider

Someone who always agree with another individual

Why u always agreeing with him bruh Quit bein a MEAT RIDER

by Leak Leak 🐊🏖 March 22, 2017

meat ranch

Meat ranch is another word for cum.

I painted her face with my meat ranch, it was so boss hog.

by Mr. Hooneynana March 27, 2022

meat tossing

A. Not what it sounds like

B. Establishing one's dominance by taking bites out of grilled (or otherwise cooked) meats before forcefully tossing them at living targets in the home of a third party.

Daniel: Did you hear that Zack was doing some serious meat tossing last night?
Eric: That is v. gross Daniel.
Daniel: No, it's not what it sounds like.

by SlootSloth June 14, 2016

Meat Swable

Meat that dangles from the pussy

Damn,did you know that Barbara had a juicer (meat Swable) than Jen

by Meat swable July 24, 2017