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Panda (cat name)

The cutest little fur ball he/she will be so affectionate. They will love you with all their heart. Usually there is always one hooman in the house that their most attached to. Most of the time they will be hungry and will come and wake you up early in the morning for food

If you have a cat named Panda never ever leave them.
Panda (cat name) is the most lovable little cat
by @anonymouslittleteen November 27, 2022
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cat sooo yummy

so cool anf hot tbh i love cat so cool i love u
person 1: hi do u kniw cat sooo yummy
persopn 2: yessah so cool bro
by Drsteinscoat March 19, 2022
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The cat and the pecker

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?
by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
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Street cat

Someone that is low life, scum, lives on craps, doesn't contribute to anything other than diseases.
Guy 1: I left my wallet at home do you mine covering for me?
Guy 2: sure thing anything for you street cat.
by Bowman475 April 25, 2019
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fat shit cat

slang for, "mangled yard waste"
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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crazy cat man

a man who 'collects' cats. he often steals them from young children. he often has sex with the cats once they are tied up. all around a nasty chap
dario is such a crazy cat man. have you seen all that cat semen on his bedroom floor
by tinytom December 14, 2006
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viking cat sex

When you procide to stick your dick in cat while screaming land ho
Did you that Devon tried Viking cat sex yeah haven't seen him sense
by dochydog August 28, 2016
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