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Episex

Behaviour not directly associated with the psychology of sex, which individuals associate with their sex lives, in an attempt to avoid the anxiety that they feel, caused by their sexual repression.
He sits in his chair masturbating, finally achieves un-flaccidity, and ejaculates into his mentally retarded girlfriend's presented ass hole. Shouting "I did you, I did you, I did you. You dirty little whore..."

This is a man who clearly relies on episex, as a way of avoiding having to admit that he has always preferred the firm caress of a man's hand, on the back of his head. And the Viagra activated penis, of his father, in his mouth.
by The Kretin August 23, 2022
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Epic bob

Epic bobs are basically just “normal”

people but, they are named bob if your name is bob you automatically joined the Epic bob cult and you may ask who is a Epic bob?, let me list some Epic bobs, bob the builder, bob parr (incredibles) bob (basic white man) and Bobby from laurnzside
Some guy: hi I’m ____
Bob: hi ____ I’m bob
Some guy: “starts bowing down”

Bob: why are you bowing down to me?
Some guy: you are a epic bob
by Unusual_Trash_Can June 27, 2022
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Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows
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EpicCaptianObvious

Some horny fucker that likes to do dirty roleplays with others on Wolves' life 3, Roblox.
EpicCaptianObvious is a horny dumbass
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epicness

artists have the most epicness of most people
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Epshit

Epshit is a very moshable person <3
Pakubaccha Epshit
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epicumean

Ep•i•cum•ean - fond of or adapted to luxury or indulgence in sensual pleasures; having luxurious tastes or habits, especially in eating and tasting male ejaculate. Fit for an epicure: epicurean delicacies.
One Flight Attendant to the other: “Hey Becky! Is that cum on the mirror in the first class lavatory?” Becky goes in and scoops some up with her finger, sniffs and tastes it “Hey Katie! Yep it’s definitely cum, but not from anyone on this plane.” Katie: “Oh Becky! You’re such an Epicumean.
by NautilusP July 19, 2022
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