slappy dick

The action of taking your hard dick and slapping it each side of the face, head or neck of a bitch.

When I was just about to cum, I gave her a slappy dick and came in her ear.

by JF Laplante June 7, 2004

Bacon Dick

1. When you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your penis is covered in dick grease.

2. Your dick meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.

You bacon dick mother fucker.

by Jemnon March 21, 2012

dick sleeve

The prepuce or foreskin of the penis. Also known as a sheath or hood. Retractable double layer of skin that slides up and down the shaft of the penis and normally covers and protects the glans (head) from friction. This part is surgically removed when a male is circumcised therefore not every guy still has his dick sleeve.

To hell with circumcision! I'm not getting my dick sleeve chopped off!

by Cappy1 July 9, 2010

Dick on the brain

A reference used to describe a person who constantly thinks about penis.

Rob: "You know Tom, i find he constantly thinks about penis."

Luke: "You could say he has dick on the brain."

by Robwhite March 7, 2009

Pork Dick

The somewhat deformed shape of the upper shaft and tip of penis (area around foreskin) after a long night of sexual labor via sexual intercourse or handwork.

"Ah man, my penis looks like it's been ran over and beaten to death..."

"Dude, you must have a serious case of pork dick."

"Truth."

by Dangle Berries August 28, 2009

Fucking dick

The best reaction to any situation. Ever.

Dude: Hey man..... I think I broke your car door.....
Me: Fucking DICK!

Dude: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Oh huh what?
Dude: Don't you remeber me?
Me:..... Fucking dick?

Dude: I hate life
Me: Fucking dick!

Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars
Me: Fucking DICK!

You After Reading This Shitty Definition: Fucking DICK!

by Dr. Crowley November 9, 2009

dis dick

whats in my pants and fits nicely into your mouth

by Horatio Sands September 13, 2003