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Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.
Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!
by Herr Magie July 3, 2022
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Ball Spackle

Semen, cum, jizz… Especially super sticky jizz that acts like super glue if left on a surface
I shot my Ball Spackle all over Meg’s tits, I used my sock to clean it off and it was stuck together tight
by PuffyRI August 29, 2022
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Thanos balls

big sexy purple zesty squid sacks that are typically wrinkly and saggy, and are known to attract and penetrate people of both genders.
1: omg did you see Thanos balls on that sex magazine?
2: you mean his big sexy purple zesty squid sacks? Oh yess!
by Mr. McNugget April 21, 2022
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nans balls

stop being like my nans balls and do it
by nansballs April 30, 2022
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ball-scratcher

someone who constantly scratches their balls while in public or when talking to you
Bro why is Quinn always scratching his nuts when he's talking to us?
Yeah dude idk, he's a big time ball-scratcher. His room must smell like asshole and nuts!
by lowconnection21 May 1, 2022
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Cheeto Balls

by cheeto_ball May 9, 2022
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Bob’s Balls

A sort of smell emitted from your crusty dusty musty P.E. Clothes after P.E. Class.
Jorhe: “hey dude you should go ask your crush out”
Tim: “sorry I ran out of deodorant and I smell like bob’s balls.”
by Giorno’sDictionary October 24, 2022
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