Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021

Mountain monkey

A derogative/racial slur used against Kurds.

“you seen the news about turkey bombing Kurdistan” “yeah that’s what them mountain monkeys deserve”

by Idfk_bro November 11, 2021

goob monkey

Someone who acts very silly and is crazy like a monkey

Ashley keeps tickling me! Quit being such a goob monkey!

by Llamajoe465 March 4, 2014

Plush Monkey

The mark that is made when you rub your cock and bush on one's body part.

I am going to give you a plush monkey if you don't shut your mouth.

You are a plush monkey

by Tater Tots24 October 18, 2010

Vodka Monkey

Derogatory term for a person of Russian descent.

You hear about all the Vodka monkeys invading Ukraine. They sure like to act like Putin isn't a dictator.

by Ghost of Kiev February 24, 2022

nyonga monkey

To take Palmela out, milk the one-eyed snake. To make the bald man cry. Hand to Gland Action. Lakini wasee si mnajua kunyonga monkey ni nini...

Uyo fucker ali nyonga monkey after anyimwe!!!
Lakini ukidai huyo dame lazima unyonge monkey kwanza.

by d42Man November 5, 2020

Glitter monkey

A bisecual man that rarely grooms himself and mostly sits on his couch all day watching cartoons smoking pot and eating last nights leftovers.

The fact that along with watching gay porn all day jeremy's arm hair is 3 feet long is proof that he is a stereotypical glitter monkey.

by Bucket fuck March 27, 2017