Back off bitch

When someones all up in your grill, breathing on you, stressing you out and talking too much

Heinbuch: kelsey did you bring your uniform in?
Kelsey: NO OMG BACK OFF BITCH

by oprah1234 December 2, 2013

suck me off

Oral sex on a bloke. Sucking of the penis.

fellatio

oral

She sucked me off last night and swallowed my load.

He sucked me off last night and swallowed my load.

by hapticuticle March 18, 2005

Pipe Me Off

"Pipe Off" or "Pipe Me Off" is a common expression used in the northern English tongue to desribe a bloke getting sucked off or receiving a blow job by a bird. It's been around for a few years most notably in the Hull and Manchester cities.

"I went round to this birds house the other night and got her to "pipe me off" it was mint!"

"Oiy you, give us a good piping"

"Could everyone stop getting piped"

by Pork Head August 30, 2011

Going off it's nut

Something or someone that is going crazy or mental or pyscho or insane.

Stevo: my vista computer is Going off it's nut!

by Mysta D February 9, 2009

Butter Beat Off

At the Movie theater, Your girlfriend cuts a hole in the bottom off the bucket of popcorn and places his penis threw the hole. She then sticks her hand in the popcorn and gives him a handjob...

Dude my girlfriend was cray at the movies and gave me a butter beat off.

by Zerocool2010 November 19, 2020

Pulling Off A Jonas

Whenever any object makes a high pitched squeaky noise; usually from being rubbed against something, creating the high pitched noise...compares to the Jonas Bros. who sing really high, and almost sound like theyre squeaking

(shoe squeaks on floor) "Hey Ronny, i just pulled off a Jonas!!!" hence the term, "Pulling Off A Jonas"

by ijustpulledoffajonas August 16, 2009

mugged me off

When your mates do you over in gta 5

Oi Haseef u bastard, you mugged me off

by aasim10 April 1, 2015