Penis noir 

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

Penis noir by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Penis friends 

Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.

Hey did you know that Cameron and Zack were penis friends?

Woah really? They must be real chill

Penis friends by Invertedguy44 October 15, 2023

penis gazer 

Some who peaks over the divider to look at your junk

Hay stop looking at my penis gazer

penis gazer by Slurped buttface October 20, 2023

penis slurper 

A gay person who slurps penises

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better

penis slurper by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023

penis school 

A cool place to turn up with friends

Eliza and Lucy went to the penis school Saturday!

penis school by Nancy Pudding November 16, 2023

Penis Flytrap 

When you don’t have access to showering/bathing for several days and the stench from your penis is enough to attract flys. With the foreskin pulled back, you can then attract a fly victim, once it lands on the stinky penis head, you can then retract the penis foreskin and in the process, effectively trapping a fly!

I haven’t shower showered in days, my penis stinks so bad I could use it as a Penis Flytrap!

Penis Flytrap by Yeahnahyeahmayte November 17, 2023

penis gang

gang gang gang whole lotta gang shit flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u feel me u know what im sayin mf penis gang on top mf

person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 1: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 1: *dies*

person 2: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang by verty da ruler November 18, 2023