sexual penis

its a penis of which has sex with a womens vagina, this is important to use because if you dont have a sexual penis then your penis is fucking broken.

do you have a sexual penis?

by gaboogabooga69420 February 28, 2021

Penis nose

When one wears there breathing or surgical mask covering only their mouth, leaving their nose swinging like a penis

Dude, wearing your mask with a penis nose doesn't do anything

by Aeolaer March 6, 2021

jack is a penis

jack is a pp

jack is a penis

by sisterfister69 March 24, 2021

Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

Connors penis

Connors penis is extremely extravagant and distinguished. From birth it wore a hat that was soon surgically removed. Connors penis is cut and has therefore suffered the consequences of a loss in length. Connors penis measures 1 inch soft and 3.5 inches fully erect. If you ever meet a Connor, remember that his dick is very petite and you probably should not fuck him as he doesn’t know how to perform in the bedroom.

Connors penis

Lex: “hey have you heard about Connors penis?”

Ventresca: “hey I heard it’s super tiny!”

by The fbi May 30, 2022

penis rabies

What you get when you fuck a raccoon.

Joey Nigro totally has penis rabies from his raccoon girlfriend

by giogiodagiostar December 9, 2021

Adam's Penis

A massive elephant trunk that feeds off of gargantours mommy milkers. This thing is a third legs, It is so big that it is literally bigger than his other legs and this man has to balance on it. He attracts ever female into bed with him so they can use his massive Penis as a body pillow.

Adam's Penis is all girls favorite thing in the world.

by Adam's Penis November 19, 2021