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Microshit Losedows

Microshit Microfuck Losedows/Winblows is the worst misoperating system on the face of the planet, forcing all their shit products onto people such as Visual Shitio and Edge.

Microshit mostly makes failed products, and the only products that succeed are ones they copied or bought from others and then used their monopoly powers to shove down our throats. This was the strategy of Shill Gates, continued by Shitya Nadella.

Microsoft Reams, Asszure, and Offuck are just some of their shit products.
Microshit Losedows keeps crashing, bugging out, forcing Edge (which tries to push payday loans on people) on me even when I set a different as default, keeps asking me to set it as default and pay for Offuck and Xcox Game Pass every time I have a forced update, and keeps trying to force me to use ZeroDrive.

You're forced to sign in to a Microshit account when setting up the PC and connect to a network (so if you don't have network or the drivers, you're screwed, and Winblows has worse native network drive support then Linux). There's the nonsensical CPU hogging widgets that nobody cares about and many other bullshit.
by HeWhoShantNotBeNamed July 31, 2023
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Sore Loser

Losing an election by 80% and saying it was rigged.
Sore Loser: 2 weeks after an election that he lost Peter Giunta still posts on Twitter yelling at people because he can't admit that he in fact is a loser.
by CryMoreLib September 1, 2023
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There are some abortion losers in my family.
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relic lost

The state of being unable to close your anus after losing your anal virginity.
A: Wow, are you sure you're okay? You've been going to the toilet a lot.
B: It's nothing, I just got my relic lost, it'll heal.
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Not lost but stolen

It may not be on my finger, but it's still in my heart. I hope you're keeping them all safe.
The cards are yours to play, it's your move.
The question is: will you return what's mine, or will you come and get what's yours?
I noticed the next day it was missing, do you remember what you said? It might be not lost but stolen by someone that doesn't want us to work out. Was that someone you?
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Generation Loss

A horror comedy show streamed live on Twitch and created by Ranboo.

It currently has one "season" (Generation 1), which had three episodes, each episode at least an hour long.

The main character is Ranboo themselves, as well as Sneegsnag and Slimecicle.

Sensitive viewers must be wary, as this show portrays fake gore, death, violence, and overall deep subjects. It could also cause derealization or depersonalization for some people.

It also contains swearing and sexual innuendos, so be careful around your parents.
Person #1: Have you watched Generation Loss yet?

Person #2: The thing by Ranboo? Yes! It was so good, and now I'm hyperfixated on it.

Person #1: Zoo wee mama!
by copia lover November 6, 2023
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You lost.

What you say to a wehraboo or neo-nazi acting like they're smart.
Wehraboo: "Germany was strong and invincible in WW2!"
Sane human being: "You lost."
by awdhjaowfh December 31, 2023
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