Hodge cock

a foot long dick of pleasurable death to the guts

Phill hodge cocked my insides, until i was cumming and siezing at the same time, i barely survived

by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016

cock thumping

When you slap your erect penis onto something

"Where did they go?" "They're off cock thumping each other's fleshbridge."

by ThunderThumbs55 December 22, 2016

Cock Postpone

To temporarily be cock blocked.

Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me

by UAGDWOOF November 29, 2010

left cock

a left angle curve of the irrect penis. Usually caused from excesive banging or a blow to the nards. Found in rare specimens.

Zack Maier has a raging left cock. That tranny has a very hard left cock.

by shamwow69 December 30, 2011

Cock Fortress

The opposite of a cock block a cock fortress is someone that helps you avoid someone you don't want on your cock

BH totally tried to hit on you after class luckily Kirsten cock fortressed it hard core

by Schnur December 15, 2008

cock loogie

When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.

Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.

by ElongD69 May 11, 2018

Cock-priest

One who's actions lead peers/contemporaries to believe that they love gorking the bosses' wand so much, that they must spend their free time engrossed in prayer for additional opportunities.

Jesse: Man, can Ashburn be any more of a self-promoting douche?!?

Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!

by Gonztastic June 16, 2008