2 definitions by Gonztastic
One who's actions lead peers/contemporaries to believe that they love gorking the bosses' wand so much, that they must spend their free time engrossed in prayer for additional opportunities.
Jesse: Man, can Ashburn be any more of a self-promoting douche?!?
Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!
Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!
by Gonztastic June 16, 2008
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Adj. - 1.)Describes that which is more awesome than the sum of its awesome parts. 2.)Describes something which is both "Gonzo" and "fantastic".
by Gonztastic June 19, 2009
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