Balastic

The master of authority. A hand that doesn’t just guide but rules. Someone who demands respect, enforces order, and exerts full power. Not a passive leader, but the one who moves the board, controls the game, and sets the terms. In the world of influence, the boss is One and Only Balastic.

Become a boss like balastic boss.balastic

by Your b.o.s.s November 21, 2025

Bastard chair

a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)

Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!

by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025

Bastardized

To mess around or screw up.

I Bastardized a Ouji Board.

by Eggman26 January 2, 2026

Billbodied Bastard

Someone who is being unlike themselves.

"dude I didnt do that, were best friends man stop acting like a billbodied bastard"

by Connor October 24, 2004

cock bastard

herb meaning stupid, retarted etc.

You're a cock bastard mad stupid.

by flakis January 17, 2009

Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009

The Bastage

Tenacious, relentless, brutally honest, has no equal.

Scott is the bastage

by Scott - The Bastage December 18, 2008