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Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
by SpringFellows May 26, 2016
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Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.
“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”
by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024
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The O in Oreo

A person that makes up more than one person's worth of personality and effort in a friend group. Often relied on to kickstart conversation and plan activities. Often associated with someone overtly extroverted compared to their peers.
"Fred was so lively at the party, but Harry and Jenna didn't seem all there." "Yeah, Fred's The O in Oreo!"
by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023
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o>

“Get me some chocolate when you go shopping.”
“o>”
by 1904lt November 29, 2020
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Oing

Orange kid is so oing!
by Ali456 November 10, 2021
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Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.
“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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S-O-T-A

Usually known as state of the art. But S-O-T-A is actually an extraterrestrial being that happens to live in France. He has a beautiful face, big baguette, and hes great at flagging people in chess. Also he bullies women in discord like me.
Some fish in discord : "You guys should date"

Girl : "Eww"

S-O-T-A : "Sorry but I want my children to be smart"
by Theepicgamermoment March 5, 2021
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