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douche bag

Douche bag -- the person who embodies the spirit of that foul odiferous sludge that oozes and humps its way through the rubber hose to expose itself to the light of day from the nether regions of one who's twat is too often fuckt by various and assorted losers.
Isn't that just like that douchebag Yolanda, to leave someone stranded and penniless at an airport far from home?
by HookedonPhonix August 1, 2005
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douche bag

1) An individual who enjoys the use of recreational cocaine.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.
Random Dealer: "Hey, you guys want some cocaine?"
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."
by Atmos Blueshit March 16, 2008
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[garbage bagging]

Vomiting into a condom, putting it on, and then sodomzing a corpse.
"Yoooo bro, I did to much acid last weekend and wound up garbage bagging my grandma"
by Pukey Mcshitfuck February 3, 2009
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air bags

(noun) lungs; the basic respiratory organ of air-breathing vertebrates.
Do I wanna smoke? Nah, I ain't tweekin tha AIR BAGS foo, you best ta get steppin'!
by Fangsta April 29, 2003
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flea bag

Flea Bag- a nickname for a girl who got hit by a truck twice and survive
Hey look flea bag is looking 2 diferent ways.

Sandwich Melbin?
by Nicktheguywhoknoesall March 29, 2005
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Bullet Bag

Anyone in the Military, usually aimed at people in the Army.

Used to describe the effects of a person that has been shot a lot - they become full of bullets.
Eric: "I'm gonna join the army when I leave school."

Alan: "If you really wanna be a bullet bag then you do that."
by RJ_Port October 19, 2008
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deuche bag

Its a thing girls use to wash their pussy.
I can really think of one! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
LMFAO !!!
by Kostas Analyzer August 8, 2003
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