Pisswizzle 

When you take a shit or sit to take a piss, and your dick aligns with the toilet seat in just the right way so that when you start to piss it comes out of the crack between the seat and the toilet.

Can also be used as an interjection.

John: Dude, I was taking a massive shit earlier and got pisswizzled!

Bob: That sucks dude.

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Ah pisswizzles!!!

Pisswizzle by Mr. Pisswizzle March 13, 2011

pissfidget 

Often referred to as the pee pee dance, it is usually most evident when someone is trying to suppress the urge to go long after the initial onset of bladder pangs.

Man, that was a long line to the bathroom! I was doing the pissfidget so bad it looked like I was doing an imitation of Michael J Fox!

pissfidget by rev. ray April 14, 2011

Pissplosion 

(n) The spray resulting from the release of pent-up urine.

Dude your Pissplosion splattered my shoe!

I had to piss so bad my pissplosion got my pants wet

Pissplosion by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

pisser's block 

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.

Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.

pisser's block by faldok August 15, 2012

Pisshacking 

Adj - Terrible, wrong, ugly, etc.
Verb - Loitering, Hanging Out

Adj - I can't believe I have to take this pisshacking test!
Verb - Damn kids are always pisshacking around my shop!

Pisshacking by SolarisDevorak January 28, 2015

pisstoothing

pisstoothing is the name given to the act of grinding your teeth side to side quickly when you are bursting to take a piss but cant for some reason.

hurry up i need to use the toilet im pisstoothing myself here

pisstoothing by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015

pissitive 

You're pissed off but you're positive about what you're pissed about.

I'm pissitive my girl blew joe at the party...

pissitive by White2chains July 8, 2016