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Penis crush

The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part
I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.
by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013
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Penis aids

Penis aids is when a man fucks a dog
Guys luke fucked his dog so he has penis aids
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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Dog Penis

Aunty Hersha, why you drink dog penis??
by otterssuck2010 October 26, 2020
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Holy penis

Holy penis is the definition for a cock that's so nice just one glimpse will make any girl panties fall, and make any guy cum instantly
HOLY FUCK! That holy penis is so beautiful it made me wet instantly
by HolyOfAllHollyPenis December 29, 2020
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The Penis Raptor

"The Penis Raptor" means to blow off inside a midget and grab their neck whispering "raptor attacker master whapper" and proceeding to choke them to death with your dick.
hey man guess what I summoned the penis raptor yesterday in that hoe and she bit my dick off and spit it into my mouth
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S
Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital
by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021
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vine penis

vine penis walks into his sister and dad having sex. vine penis calls the police and his dad goes to jail for pedophilia. and once again vine penis has saved the day!
by fishbloop2371 February 27, 2021
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