Penis crush

The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part

I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.

by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013

Penis aids

Penis aids is when a man fucks a dog

Guys luke fucked his dog so he has penis aids

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Adam's Penis

A massive elephant trunk that feeds off of gargantours mommy milkers. This thing is a third legs, It is so big that it is literally bigger than his other legs and this man has to balance on it. He attracts ever female into bed with him so they can use his massive Penis as a body pillow.

Adam's Penis is all girls favorite thing in the world.

by Adam's Penis November 19, 2021

Gay penis

A phrase describing one’s penis that has only had sex with a man’s butthole. If one’s penis has never had sex and or had sex with a women it is no longer considered a gay penis

Micheal”I think Daniel has a gay penis because he’s only had sex with mens buttholes and has never had sex with a. Women!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

penis rabies

What you get when you fuck a raccoon.

Joey Nigro totally has penis rabies from his raccoon girlfriend

by giogiodagiostar December 9, 2021

Connors penis

Connors penis is extremely extravagant and distinguished. From birth it wore a hat that was soon surgically removed. Connors penis is cut and has therefore suffered the consequences of a loss in length. Connors penis measures 1 inch soft and 3.5 inches fully erect. If you ever meet a Connor, remember that his dick is very petite and you probably should not fuck him as he doesn’t know how to perform in the bedroom.

Connors penis

Lex: “hey have you heard about Connors penis?”

Ventresca: “hey I heard it’s super tiny!”

by The fbi May 30, 2022

PENIS NIGGER

NIGGER

HEY THATS A PENIS NIGGER FAGGOT JEW HOMOPHOBIC HITLER NAZI NIGGER

by niggerchildlover27 January 30, 2022