ninja fuck

To penetrate another person without that person having knowledge or noticing.

Person 1: Whoa what was that?
Person 2: You just got ninja fucked!

by mario420 September 6, 2006

fucked up

Describes action or situation that conflicts with logic or certain expectations.

Note: Often used in place of the word "Wrong" or the phrase "not right". However, the phrase "Fucked up" is unburdened by any idea of absolute rightness or wrongness. Whereas describing an action or situation as wrong in this manner may imply some sort of anomaly in an assumedly perfect universe, a situation described as fucked up can be viewed merely as the product of a Universe that is just fucked up in general.

"That's was wrong."
"2+2=5 is wrong. That was fucked up."

"That's fucked up."
"65 million years ago, an asteroid killed every living thing on this plante bigger than a rat, now THAT was fucked up."

by Alfred Mordeir December 30, 2006

butt fucking

god's condom

can't make a baby if you use the best condom god gave us so lets do some butt fucking

by jdizel fo shizel December 12, 2010

fuck that noise

If you feel strongly against something or a very deep hatred for event in question. Fuck that noise is a way of saying no chance, no way an event is "going down"

Matt: Jay man, let's hit up The OC this weekend?
Jay: Fuck that noise, too many chochs...
Matt: Word, fuckin lames...

by King Jay March 11, 2008

mind fuck

when someone messes with your mind...usually when someone of the oppostie sex plays games with your head, but can be used when anyone trys to manipulate you through mind tactics

This guy I was dating was mind fucking me to no end...he would give me special gifts and be sweet then turn around and be a total ass. Why do people play mind fucking games? It sucks nuts!

by Tiffers October 6, 2005

cam fuck

when you go online with a parter and have webcam sex. related to phone sex and text sex, except through cam.

I been horny as shit on this business trip so me and my wife had to cam fuck last night

by PTLegend January 16, 2011

elbow fuck

An exclusive form of sex in which a man "rogers" somebody's folded elbow until ejaculating. It is often a last resort, if the other 3 holes are taken.

SACK likes to elbow fuck Anna-Lisa

by Sam Stockley March 16, 2008