Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

greese lightning

When a man cums in his hand and then style the girls hair to look like Greese lighting.

"Hey baby fancy a greese lightning "
"Sure"

by Mike cocklong November 27, 2016

jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016

hangdown lights

A male let's his testicular scrotam hang over a female's optical receptors, allowing the testicles to hang freely. The female then inserts a finger into the male's rectum acting as though it is a light switch. The male remains in this position until the female flips the light switch again.

Did you hear that Mikey gave Sharlene hangdown lights?
He hasn't been able to sit straight since.

by Tits Mugee December 28, 2016

Signal Lights

the yellow lights on a car BMW drivers don't know the use for. they're made to let others know when you're about to change lanes or go into a corner

Audi driver: You fucking dick sucking cunt use your signal lights
BMW driver: use psychic powers you Audi driving fag

by Marcotine January 29, 2017

Blue lighted

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual

Bro your blue lighted

by Bazza March 5, 2017

greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.

Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"

by Lolfiredude June 20, 2017