Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

Cake

Kilogramme of Cocaine

“I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cake.”

by Souslinferno January 20, 2021

bot cake

A store bought cake made by machines not human hand.
Typically dry and bland.

Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.

Bot cake Example: Mccain Deep'n Delicious

by Dangitbilly November 1, 2013

Cream cake

A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks

I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.

by Monbernhd December 5, 2021

rice cake

a great ass nickname for someone named peter

person 1: ayeee rice cake wassup
person 2: hi
person 1: someone's rice is up in a bunch
person 2: fuck u bro
person 1: gotta love rice cake

by mrs.kitcat March 15, 2017

pune cake

Where a man busts not in but around the vagina and makes the vagina to where it isn’t visible

Pune cake

by Jerry-is-harry206 November 28, 2017

Caked up

When someone’s bootylicous

Girl 2“Damn why are the boys in my class more Caked up than me”

Girl 2:“I don’t know it’s kinda sad”

by CrazyCh1ck September 10, 2023