pluto penis

A penis that has been long forgotten. Some people forget that it still exists.

Brian is so small that he has a pluto penis.

by codaddycat April 16, 2014

penis stamp

When your boss runs his mouth so you smackem in the balls take ur dick out and smack him in the face at high speed

Penis stamp-To smack your dick on someone

by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016

penis sports

Any activity involving the male penis. Typically as a competition of size, speed, or endurance.

Jeff and I had a hard Night of penis sports, dick jousting was one of the main events.

by 4r64 August 29, 2016

Penis Breath

When you're done sucking a fatty and swallow his mighty fat nut and have the smell of cum on your breath.

Sherla: Hey Derek
Derek: Ew bitch you got some penis breath, you been sucking dick?

by Shitty Internet October 18, 2016

Penis crush

The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part

I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.

by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013

Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.

That penis farmer is a thot.

by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017

Phantom Penis

(1) When a female feels as if she bares a penis

(2)When a female physical feels pain when seeing/thinking of harm inflicted on a man's genitalia

Video: A man will then have the bottom of his penis cut and held over a fire as it bleeds

Female: Holy shit I felt that in my phantom penis

by Borealispolaris March 4, 2018