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splenda daddy

A Splenda Daddyis a man who buys a women fashionable and fabulous fashions because he wants her to look her best. No sex involved, just shoes ... and bags, and clothes, and maybe a vacation or two.

Splenda Daddies look like sugar, taste like sugar but don't have all that extra calorie bullshit!
Check out my new Louis Vuitton speedy! My Splenda Daddy bought it for me.
splenda daddy by FashionKitty January 12, 2008
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Pimp Daddy Jon Jon 

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man
1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

puff daddy 

The name of a popular childrens cereal.
NOW with chocolate P-Diddys!!!!
Damn this bowl of Puff Daddy sure is good, now that there's some P-Diddys in it, its GRRRREAT!
puff daddy by R May 13, 2005

zanx daddy 

a small drug dealer that will get a girl drugged enough to let his buddies to fuck her
Damn is that Sabrina's Zanx Daddy!
zanx daddy by shityouknowme May 15, 2016

DAMN DADDY 

what girls call me when i am fucking them
DAMN DADDY *moans* YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS
DAMN DADDY by Woman-slayer January 16, 2022

Vladdy Daddy 

A sexy Russian man who likes waging war on innocent people, but he’s sexy lol
“Mmmm Vladdy Daddy don’t invade others, this isn’t you daddy. Let me be ur discord kitten daddy.
Vladdy Daddy by anonymous March 1, 2022

Angie's Baby Daddy 

A term used when you don't know who your baby daddy is and it could be any/all of the guys at your school because you slept with just about all of them.
Melissa: I'm pregnant but I don't know who it is...

Ryan: Well maybe you should have had all those one night stands with those guys!

Melissa: It wasn't that many...

Ryan: You slept with almost all of them, it could be any of them... You have Angie's Baby Daddy!