Monkey Points

A person is rewarded monkey points when thehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpy hit a monkey

Katelyn got monkey points when she hit Diddy Kong in the head.

by Mic Dundee October 23, 2008

Monkey boy

He got a booty. He got a body. He cute. He hot. He kinda looks like a monkey tho. But who fucking cares anyway.

Momkey boy is very cool. I saw monkey boy yesterday

by Very Slippery Dick October 30, 2018

Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.

“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”

by DragonaDarling October 18, 2019

Monkey Butler

when your “friend” likes your boyfriend.

omg erica definitely has a monkey butler for danny

by bbmonkey November 16, 2021

monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021

Monkey thumb

An extremely fat blunt. Usually containing 1.5 grams or more

Y'all rollin cancer sticks, I only smoke monkey thumbs

by Slang danga December 25, 2016

dunk monkey

Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.

"Damn dude, that guy over there is a real dunk monkey."
"Yeah man, he'll never get married."

by pandaslapp December 19, 2016