That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

by nylonthingy April 1, 2023

Piss baby

A whiney man, that constantly plays the victim. They are a people pleasing know it all that will agree with everything you say to avoid getting their feelings hurt. Their name often starts with the letter D or K.

Common symptoms of a Piss baby include:

Typos

Full head of hair

Unoriginal jokes

Playing guitar
Saying ‘Nice Cock’

Strong desire to fly planes

Ugh, Daniel you’re such a piss baby!

by Ppboi69 April 2, 2025

Piss pied

The act of being cream pied but with piss

Ben piss pied me so hard last night. I can still feel it now.

by bbgggt April 17, 2025

piss cum

Made by the revolutionary creamers friend group that had an unfortunate disbandment. Piss cum quite literally translates to ‘its calm’ because it sounds like that.. kinda

oh don’t worry about that piss cum

by fej fej fej fej fej April 19, 2025

Nightmare piss

It gives you gingeritis and it's very thought provoking. (It is a mix of green crack and banana)

I'm gonna smoke Nightmare piss!

by Fala the Filet Mignon April 26, 2025

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.

Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025