eyes like a shithouse rat

A person with exceptional observational skills, as in being able to spot items in complex or busy environments.

That lads got "eyes like a shithouse rat"

by OwDo June 10, 2022

to see without my eyes

when someone shows you or says something you wish you never saw or heard.

"tik tok has a lot of 'to see without my eyes' comments because people are getting too comfortable on the app."
"I agree"

by nerea June 4, 2020

thighs that cross your eyes

when u got sum fine ass lookin thighs

damn marissa thighs that cross your eyes

by glamarissa January 27, 2017

how to bleach your eyes

Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy

Peter: do you want to watch some Yiff
Adam: searchs up how to bleach your eyes
me: Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy
peter: ok

by myhandledandle August 8, 2021

piss out of my eyes

use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens

Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen

by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020

Eyes like sheeps cunts

When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.

I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.

by NJCDGN August 16, 2014

queer eye for the straight guy

Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.

Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.

A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."

by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004