Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

Butter

Heart attack.

"I love butter"

by Nimigneb September 13, 2021

Gookie Butter

Is 5

Gookie butter is 5

by berkadog123 June 11, 2022

butter knee

knees with fat on them that makes them look like melted butter; weird ass knees; fat knees

hey look at that girl's butter knee

by Winnielooplop August 4, 2017

box butter

The cheesy substance found around the vagina during a yeast infection

She told me to go down on her, but I said no bitch not with all that box butter

by lj2015 January 7, 2016

Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread

He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner

by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024

butter shanks

Your butt and thighs.

1. Your butter shanks were giggling with joy as you danced the jig.

2. Nothing like checking out some luscious butter shanks to get your heart rate up.

by Hobbitess June 11, 2013