Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.
"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."
"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"
"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."
A 24-ounce container of beer. Contains double the amount of liquid gold as a normal container. Usually found in cans, though some good beers, such as Sierra Nevada, can be found in double-wide bottles. A close relative of the forty; consumed when you want to get just a little crunk, but not so much you'll have a hangover the next morning.
Bill: What'd you do last night, dude?
Ted: People came over with double wides and blunts, you know how it is.