smack daddy whack

The whack you get from a smack daddy.

"Hey, smack daddy, gimme some whack!"

"I got it right here!"

"Blessed be! It's the smack daddy whack!"

smack daddy whack by OystersR April 19, 2007

Big Daddy 

A superhero that uses a Batman-esque costume (but way cooler) and fights criminals for the sole purpose of revenge. His daughter is the ruthless Hit-Girl.

Trey: "Frankie, I'm tellin' you man. I swear I'm not making this up. This fucking guy (Big Daddy) comes out of nowhere! Kicks our asses, and steals all of the coke."

Frank: "This would be the guy that looks like Batman?"

Trey: "I didn't say he looked like Batman."

Joe: "You did, Trey. You said the guy looked like Batman."

Goon: "He said like a mask and stuff."

Goon 2: "And a cape"

Joe: "Yeah, like Batman."

Trey: "I didn't say 'like Batman' I never said Batman."

Frank: "Okay, let me tell you the problem I got with that, Trey... What's more likely, huh? That you're a greedy little cock sucker, or all our coke was stolen from Superman?"

Joe: "Batman."

Trey: "I NEVER SAID BATMAN!"

Big Daddy by solidejake November 7, 2010

frat daddy 

the highest ranked member of phi kappa psi at capital university. all the girls love him.

He's such a frat daddy.
We love our frat daddy.

frat daddy by zeta-ta December 18, 2010

Nigger Daddy Pop 

When a black fellow is already a father to a woman's child and he screws a different virgin girl and pops her cherry.

you nigger daddy pop, you best go on jerry springer, FUCKKAAH.

Nigger Daddy Pop by niggerdaddypopper July 31, 2009

Cat Daddy 

The male gender equivalent of a Cat Mommy. An older gentleman who prefers the company of cats specifically to the point of treating them as if they were his own human children. Many Cat Daddies own 3 or more cats. They are infamously known to wear many garments with screen printed cat themed jokes or images adorning them.

Chris: Oh great, there goes Dave with another cat themed sweater on.

John: What does it say?

Chris: "I Don't Do Mornings" and it's a picture of a cat with curlers in it's hair and it looks like it just woke up.

John: Awesome. That is one dedicated Cat Daddy.

Cat Daddy by Jack Murphy April 27, 2008

Sugar daddy 

A sugar coated term for prostitution. The only relationship looks sweet, but its realities are quite disturbing.

The sugar daddy was old so he would have to pay for it anyway.

Sugar daddy by arieljopp October 13, 2014

big daddy 

syn. for 'generously-sized paternal figure'

Stroke my penis, Big Daddy.

big daddy by King Shit January 18, 2003