by @connor_paris June 06, 2019
The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
by DownInTheDumps February 08, 2022
A person who regularly pursues and engages in sexual activity with butter. faces and is a player about it.
e.g. "Ken was the biggest butter juggler in town, always bragging about his exploits and showing off body-only snaps"
by Dangles December 07, 2018
Someone who has a excessively slick mind .
Someone who does unexpected and or uncontrolled actions.
Gone-zo . Nut job . Wacko. Lunatic
Someone who does unexpected and or uncontrolled actions.
Gone-zo . Nut job . Wacko. Lunatic
Eric just ate cat while it was still alive he's buttered out he has no idea what he just did what a total nut job
by Big matt no big Mac May 25, 2025
by Crevicebutter December 21, 2019
Last night I was with this chick that had me eat her ass after spreading Goober between her cheeks. I've been craving Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) all day now.
by that-guy177 January 07, 2022
When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024