Bastages

Savage Bastards i.e. Bethesda's Video Game Cistomer Support.

Those bastages are making us submit help tickets to get the things we already pay for!?!

by Razberry9876 October 11, 2023

Bastardian

A person who has 0 texting skill, and so their texts look like they were bastardized, or really fucking high.

1: hEO mu hjy, csn tuo frick ne uppp?/
2:Who are you, a Bastardian? Sober up, you drunk!

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Bastard

A child that was born out of wed-lock.
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Derogatory term used to mean 'cunt' or 'bitch' or whatever you feel like.
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A type of person

Definition 1:
"The Bastard child of the Jones couple"
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Definition 2:
"You fat bastard! I didn't do this!"
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Definition 3:
"That lucky bastard won the lottery"

by 768Keywords January 3, 2024

Bastard Spear

A derogatory term used for ugly and tall people.

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.

by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024

Bastard

A piece of shit person, usually a man.

Toji Fushiguro is the definition on a bastard.

by sunalvr111 January 13, 2024

bastelia

Bastelia is a loving person she's sweet beautiful and goofy! Also she's very good for your health and loyal she's caring and fun to be around her vibe is the coolest

Whos the loyalest girl in fq? Its bastelia of course!

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Bastard

Sulaimaan when he makes girls fall in love with him and then not give a donkeys toe when he destroys there life

Look at that bastard who stressed her out so much that she’s infertile now

by Shush6363 November 26, 2023