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ashley battiata

a pretty dominican bitch. super social and friendly. body a ten. ambitious. will take your man!!
by haja832 September 17, 2023
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Ashley

Ashley is smart, compassionate, and always hard working but she also likes to have fun and hang out. She is someone that u can’t avoid bc she is someone that sticks to u and u can’t stop thinking ab her. Ashley is someone that is hard to love at times but they always know what to say to make things better, they are also not afraid to speak their minds.
Person1 - hello Ashley
by Noodleboi hello September 19, 2023
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Ashley brows

When a girl shaves her eyebrows off so she can draw in or stick on new ones that look totally different on her face.

Ashley Brows are usually angled at least 45 degrees and if they came together would look like the C7 Chevrolet Corvette symbol.

Ashley Brows can make you look mean or like you are really focused on a person to the point of straining your eyes, even though you may be completely relaxed in reality.

When Ashley Brows are over widely opened eyes where you can see white all the way around the iris, they are called Mings - because Ashley Brows. An make you look like Ming the Merciless from Glash Gordon.
“Yo, when Steve took Ashley to the Tampa Bay Lightning game- she donned her Ashley Brows. It took her 1 hr to shave off her natural eyebrows and pencil in some Mings.”

Steve is a flyers fan and wore his old #1 Bernie P jersey, while Ashley wore her all Blue Stamkos, #91 jersey. Steve had to tell
Some other flyers fans at the game to knock it off when they kept calling Ashley “Flash” when TB scored. Steve had to clarify that it’s not Flash but Ming the Merciless…an easy mistake with the big lightning bolt on the front of Ashley’s jersey.
by No Tango and no Cash September 19, 2023
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Asshole Meat

Ground hamburger meat that’s been discarded in the kitchen freezer for months and smells like an asshole when you cook it at 3AM.
Does this freezer have any asshole meat in it?
by Whatsamattayou September 21, 2023
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ashleigh cheah

by FfsLaddy October 7, 2023
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Asshole

everyone was defining the word "asshole" as people who are being assholes, I'm going to define THE asshole.

the g spot, in males and females.
also, a magical place that makes you feel good.
"yo dude, your asshole is so tight!"
"no homo though lol"
by aaaqqqqqaaaaaa October 15, 2023
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Ashley

by coolbeanschicken October 17, 2023
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