poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum

"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"

by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

Or

You have to take a Stoops Poops

My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024

Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021

Poop Swarmers

A rarely used common phrase used by popular niche celebrities. This group of individuals loves to hate the poop. Specifically, generally they prefer the unwanted feces of L'Hopital.

"You girls are sucking my penis like a bunch of Poop Swarmers." -Ron Jeremy
"It's a me, L'Hopital!" -Poop Swarmers (in a Mario voice, from hit movie Super Mario Bros. (1993), directed by Rocky Morton and Anabel Jankel, starring the Goombas!) {with poop in their mouths}

by anonymous May 2, 2021

the poop girl

the real legal name of amber heard the girl who poos on beds

we have johnny depp the godly jack sparrows versus the poop girl

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT May 30, 2022

Poop

Shit aka the stuff that comes out when you sit on the toilet and push, or when your constipated you have that stuck in your butt

Oh no I took a large poop in my washing machine

by Your good pseudonym September 5, 2021

Poop Tea

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.

I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.

by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017