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Hit The Fair One

Something You Say when you want To Fight Someone.
Bob : Let’s Hit The Fair One Since You keep Talking Shit!
by Picklecheese1 February 1, 2018
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Rubn one out

Zech said he was rubn one out
by Isabelify June 27, 2018
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Curled one out

Had a poo
'Ralph my puppy, curled one out while I ate my dinner. '
by W25kye September 23, 2017
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one hit bro

A colloquial phrase often loudly professed by sub-humanoid residents of the New Jersey shore, often in self-admiration of one's ability to render another Jerseyan unconscious in a single hit.
Yeah bro, this one bro was like "hey bro i dont like the way you fist pump bro" so i fuckin' knocked him on his ass in one hit and was like "one hit bro!"
by stunted April 29, 2010
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To spoon one's soup

To spoon one's soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)
Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.

Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.
by King Taye June 2, 2020
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one night lamp

When a guy and a girl get together and makeout, then call it a day.
"I met this girl at the party, and we had a one night lamp. Didn't even get to fuck her.
by Boijangle November 28, 2013
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Fake One For The Team

To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast

(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)
I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.

Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
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