Stuff Job 

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job

"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."

Stuff Job by cling my shaft January 1, 2010

Bling Job 

Getting a rimjob while while taking a piss.

That was a sweet bling job!

Bling Job by BMF90 June 23, 2010

Bling Job 

Getting a rim job while taking a piss.

Sweet bling job, baby!

Bling Job by BMF90 June 23, 2010

house job 

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

house job by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

Ant Job

A job in which the work to profit ratio is about 1:50

Jeff's got a real ant job - he gets paid shitloads of money for sitting in his house, browsing the internet a few hours a week and finding a few hits his bosses are interested in.

Ant Job by Narz August 7, 2010

Sandwich Job 

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.

Sandwich Job by andrewtz August 17, 2010

straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz

Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.

straw job by (:)]+< November 3, 2010